A little better than a boy band,
A little worse than everyone else...
 


Purchase the limited edition Blue Light Special Album prior to release!
Includes two un-released bonus tracks.


  Lyrics >> Blue Light Special

Blue Light Special

In the sea of shear badness,
that drowns out any and all gladness

How do we gage when we have made it
Why it's the blue light that makes us legit

We appreciate the blue light special Isle
Just goes to show, where not in denial

A CD as a free gift, it's no blessing
We can make shopping very depressing

I just wish Bombay would have a blue light special
I got my drawer at the blue light special

That's absurd What I heard,
You can't rhyme the same word!

But that is the No Refunds Way
We always will appreciate the display
of your overwhelming hate and dismay

We aspire to be the 90% off special
in the blue light Isle
Just goes to show, where not all in denial

Where just aspiring to be unemployed
We need something large to fill that no refunds void

We just wanted to ease the find
Take you away from the shopping grind

You will find us in the blue light special Isle
Just goes to show, where not in denial

We've been marked down from $3.99 to scoff
wow, and your still getting ripped off

So come visit us,
you know where we'll be
And If you bring a friend, our CD`s free






"That sounds sicker and sicker every time I hear it." - Tim Wise
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