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NO REFUNDS IQ TEST

Basics for this IQ test; Some questions can have multiple answers, so if you want full credit, you may have to explain the answer unless it is obvious.
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    ESSAY SECTION

  1. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?


  2. After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?


  3. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?


  4. What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?


  5. What is the speed of dark?


  6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?


  7. Whatever happened to preparations A through G?


  8. What's the synonym for thesaurus?


  9. Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?


  10. Why are violets blue and not violet?


  11. If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"


  12. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?


  13. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?


  14. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?


  15. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?


    MUTLIPLE CHOICE SECTION

  16. You gain more weight when you?
    A. Take A shower
    B. Take A bath
    C. When you do both
    D. When you don't do either
    If you want to Explain your answer:


  17. In the bible who wrote the book of Titus?
    A. Titus
    B. Jesus
    C. Paul
    D. There is no Book of Titus
    If you want to Explain your answer:


  18. When did the war of 1812 start?
    A. 1809
    B. 1811
    C. 1812
    D. 1813
    If you want to Explain your answer:


  19. How many states are there in the United States of America?
    A. 51
    B. 50
    C. 49
    D. 46
    If you want to Explain your answer:


  20. If you don't decide have you decided?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    C. Both A and B
    D. Both B and C
    If you want to Explain your answer:





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