If Money Grew On Trees

where a bunch of pathetic singers with lyrics that don't gel,
if money grew on trees this album would not sell,

this song is number 5 & you can already see,
This Album is going Porcelain, and probably should be free

This song is one ongoing disaster,
so bad it won't even be stolen off Napster

It's like we fell from the bad singing tree like a clown,
Musta hit every branch on the way down

these lyrics to these songs one head aching blur,
maybe Dr. Phil can send me the cure

my voice is a disgrace,
like getting shot with a can of mace,
Or like 10 fists in the face,
And what is going on with that bass

If I quit my day job I would be homeless,
People Say I can't sing, Deaf Ignorance is Bliss

It may look ugly when we through it down like O’Neal.
No Refunds... Were no highlight reel.

where a bunch of pathetic singers with lyrics that don't gel,
if money grew on trees this album would not sell,

You say... its time to bail
After our performance people falling leaving a trail.

And technically money does grow on trees but oh well
So where do you think money comes from you know

If money grew on trees this album still would not sell

But that's my point exactly though.....