A little better than a boy band,
A little worse than everyone else...
 


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No Refunds

No refunds,
You ain't getting your money back so stay in your seats and listen....
So get up and go in the parking lot you ain't gettin your money back...

Don't forget your tomatoes because we will be here all week
when you come tomorrow

We got ah a little anorexic, dyslexic, pathetic, bulimic
and your all running out

We might as well pack it up into Daniels red fire engine car and get out of here

You can Burn down the place
through tomatoes in our face

But we aint leave until your on the ground CRYING

No refunds,
Everybody get there stuff and pack it up and go into the parking lot
but you aint getting your money back...

And where staying here till your crying, and crying out

And We got ah a little anorexic, dyslexic, pathetic, bulimic
and your all running out

SO GET OUT YOUR LIGHTERS
LIGHT A FLAME

We don’t Lay down a track,
This album aint whack,
we got no tack,
so LISTEN sit there and lay back,

What’s the next verse,
We got no chorus,
and we.. aint got no beat

We got no drummer,
No Bass Guitar,
And not singer around.

No Refunds
DONT GO running back into the parking lot cause yah aint getting your money back...

NO REFUNDS
Don't mis-mistake us for one of those bands that can play

a little bit better than a boy band,
a little bit worse than everyone else,

I know your all crying and crying out
and where all a little anorexic, dyslexic, pathetic, bulimic
and you’ll be happy to know we are heading out

No refunds,
Album in rout, Pack it up and go on out, Cry about,
NO REFUNDS scream and shout,
mostly bad rhythm and no clout, and we out.




"That sounds sicker and sicker every time I hear it." - Tim Wise
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